The Lost Genesis Cartridge

I use to like Sega..But not anymore

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I was browsing eBay for a cartridge for my Nintendo Genesis and the eBay Logo Said eBay we will kill you! and Lavender Town was playing. I thought it was a glitch. i bought a Cartridge for the Sony Genesis and waited a few weeks
My package arrived a few weeks later and inside was Crash Bandicoot the Hedehog for Nintendo xBox. i put it in and blood poured out of the system. i thought it was a glitch. then BEN Came out of the tv and murdered me. now i'm DEAD.